First off, we got interviewed by the fabulous Adam P. Knave! As an aside, everyone should go buy his comic books!
Second, the new batch of ribbons has been ordered and should be here in two weeks. That’s 300 ribbons ready to go for your con enjoyment. Want to know how to get ribbons? Here’s how!
Geeks Got Your Back (Backup Ribbon Project) 
So I saw those “creeper move” cards and I just have to say. If you hand me one of those for ANY reason, I WILL hit you in the face and will hit you REALLY FUCKING HARD.
You appear to be confusing us with the person who produces and hands out the Creeper cards. Perhaps you should contact them instead with your complaint.